Today was a beautiful day. The sky was overcast, the air smelled of crisp October air, I slept in until 2. But there was a muck reaking most foul! I sent in Shadow Rituals to be printed at the Staples Copy and Print Center. Why? Because they’re less than a mile from my house. Why not Alphagraphics, the Almighty Printer who always does a Perfect Job? Because they’re about 8 miles away AND closed on the weekends. So I figure, “Hey! They’ve done okay jobs before.” So I whistle a tune and dance a jig over there this afternoon to pick up my band piece, which has plagued me with mediocrity and bad titles since day one. “Well, isn’t this peculiar” I say, “The pages seem to go from rightside up to wrongside down all the live long day!” “Hmm” the clerk replies, “I’m sorry. I’ll have to fix that” he says. “It’s alright. No problem. I’ll be back” I say. A wonderful hour later, he calls me, “I think they’re right this time!” “Be there in 10 minutes I say.” 4 minutes later, I’m there. “Oh, you wanted those binded, too?” he questions. “Duh” I think. “I’ll go look around for a while.” Half an hour later, they’re done. I look at the first of 3 scores. Looks good. I am pleased. I wait for the rest of my order. “Ring me up” I say. “$60″ he says. “MOTHER#%%FS$#$CKA!!” I think to myself. Fine. I just want to go home. I have midterms tomorrow. I get home. The other scores HAVEN’T been fixed. Rightside up, leftside down. Stupid moron. I guess that’s where community college gets you. At least one score was right…
Moral of the story: Don’t let Staples do a job you need done right.
PS. This isn’t the first time they’ve screwed up… They’ve got about a 30% accuracy rate with my projects…